netlfix:

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

shouldvecameintheasymormon:

theyre onto us.

shouldvecameintheasymormon:

theyre onto us.


  • teacher: what's the most tragic story you've ever read?
  • student 1: romeo and juliet
  • student 2: the fault in our stars
  • me: tokyo ghoul
peachberrylove:

aph-lovelies:

commanderofdeath:

Here. Have a cute ghost.
Drag it. It’s transparent.

jESUS CHRIST, MAN

I FUCKING SPAT OUT MY MILK OMG

peachberrylove:

aph-lovelies:

commanderofdeath:

Here. Have a cute ghost.

Drag it. It’s transparent.

jESUS CHRIST, MAN

I FUCKING SPAT OUT MY MILK OMG

modmad:

Well what did ya expect in an opera, a happy ending?

bandgeek1207:

So I was at my friends house and she opens her freezer and This WAS THERE. AND I WAS DYING AND SHE LOOKS AT ME AND GOES “ah yes, this is Henry, the freezer skull” and I can’t…

bandgeek1207:

So I was at my friends house and she opens her freezer and This WAS THERE. AND I WAS DYING AND SHE LOOKS AT ME AND GOES “ah yes, this is Henry, the freezer skull” and I can’t…

vultheironbelly:

weloveshortvideos:

Cat quacks when his owner coughs

he’s mocking you

chicagno:

when a casual conversation with your parents turns into a lectureimage

dolphindoge:

A redraw! sorta

I know this has been killed with bad shading but i’m too tired to fix any of it 

senpwai:

when attractive people call themselves ugly :

image

kirliq:


“Sorry kid, but you’re my puppet now!”

did someone say demonically possessed twelve year olds…… I’m here for this……

kirliq:

Sorry kid, but you’re my puppet now!”

did someone say demonically possessed twelve year olds…… I’m here for this……

bidyke:

Yes hi this is me

bidyke:

Yes hi this is me